Meat Cutter Disco
©2014 Craig Ashby
Digital Photograph

Meat Cutter Disco is pretty straightforward. Where do you store your meat slicer? I say you find the douchiest club Manhattan has seen and set it on a table in said club.

A meat slicer on the table is the coolest thing that ever happened in this club. The only other thing that ever graced that tabletop was overpriced bottle service and skanks.

You know the new type of New York skanks I refer to. Faux Leger dresses of worn satin as though they aren’t going to a club but a Real Housewives reunion. Shoes in hand hooting and hollering to the trashiest hip hop and EDM you can imagine.

These girls are moments away from needing a friend to hold back their hair. The friend never shows and then I have to watch them fall face first with chunks in their hair. Hell yeah. Woo.

So this beautiful slicer shows up one day and the blue lights make it shine like art. The color of the blue like Laura Palmer wrapped in plastic and turned up in bright color for her post mortem club debut.  It’s brooding menace a visual palate cleanser. Removing thought of all those horrible bros and skanks.