Butts Hole
©2009 Craig Ashby
Digital Photograph

Butts Hole is a clever play on words. More of my cheeky comedy. Get it?

I sometimes feel that I have to explain my brand of humor. I have to explain that I am not a Trump supporter and that the anchor babies comment was more commentary than how I feel. It saddens me that I have to explain any of this.

I recently was in the break room at work and the Republican polls came on the television. I instantly said that Trump was going to make this country great again. Then I made some ridiculous comment that was like, he is going to rake the talons of the great bald eagle across the world.

Good fascist imagery. But seriously people, eagle talons? Just remember Butts Hole if you ever feel lost.

So now I sit here on the train with snow melting in my boot. On the way to work in the middle of Snowpocalypse 2016. The train is taking forever and I am dreading what I am going to find when I get there.

Then I remind myself that it can’t be worse than Trump for President. I am certain it will be a night full of similar horror and comedy. The kind of comedy that brings a freezing tear to my eye.